- Alice - 23 - Artist - Cosplayer - This is essentially my shitposting account. If you want to follow my other accounts go ahead and click on the them. I shitpost art occassionally too.
ignore the histories about certain races being evil
your material plane now
have fun
Ah yes, don’t try to get yourself absorbed in the world and make what would fit and be interesting, don’t try to be creative at all! Honestly what the point of playing d&d if you’re not gonna try to make your character feel like a part of the universe?
I’m not saving you can’t have fun with D&D, but I don’t understand having to ignore the universe in order to have fun?
the universe is bad, jim
Ah, I see. You’re one of the “steal things and be gay” type of people aren’t you
“I roll to seduce the mad alien demigod” said the Chaotic Neutral teifling twink bard to the exasperated DM.
i’m talking about restrictive gameplay and harmful race coding, you goddamn vultures, which, whether you like it or not, are actually problems.
when my friend wanted to play a teifling cleric, our dm told them that whenever she tried to heal people, she could risk hurting them, because her god rejected having a follower of infernal blood. it’s one thing to straight out refuse to let a player choose a specific character due to in game restrictions, but to PUNISH them is another thing.
this is what i was talking about, but you guys just had to come in and start whining about how people don’t play the game the way you think it should be played. you come into this post and get yourselves so worked up so you can make fun of other people for their characters as if your first character wasn’t a poorly disguised self insert too. newsflash, asshole: new players want a chance to express themselves, and along with that, have the opportunity to try out everything they can, so they wanna pick a character that’s fun, low stress, and easy to play. it’s not a fucking crime to dip your toes and try out a character that’s “overdone” or “embarrassing to play”, there’s a reason it’s popular in the first place! you guys are no better than the people who look down on players for making lawful good human fighters. you are all so terribly, incredibly mean spirited and are exactly the type of people who make the game so restrictive in the first place.
so trust me, you don’t have to worry about being caught dming players like this, or even being in the same party as you. they wouldn’t want to be around you rude bastards.
Not to turn mental illness into relatable content but is there anything more hilarious then spending an entire day vamping up to do something like spending ALL day thinking about it and putting it off and dreading it and then you finally, FINALLY do it and it takes 6 seconds and you realize that was your whole day plan
christian missionaries really will just show up at your door full of bad and stupid opinions you absolutely did not ask for then act hurt when you get short with them because they don’t know when to fuck off
like sirs and ma’ams i hate to break it you but y’all are not martyrs suffering for the greater good. you’re pushy strangers who show up at people’s houses uninvited to tell them about a religion they’re most likely not interested in and you get bonus asshole points for thinking it’s acceptable to preach for homophobic/transphobic organizations on the doorsteps of random lgbt ppl. ppl not being happy to see you isn’t an attack against you it’s you experiencing normal consequences for being rude.
